Frankly, it can get a little exhausting spending the rest of your life with someone. And even though we wouldn’t trade it for the world, every now and then it’s not a bad idea to let your partner know when they’re getting on your nerves.
While some people just come out and say it, others are a little more passive-aggressive.
Whether it’s from wives or girlfriends, and whether they got pranked or put in their place, these 40 significant others definitely found out what gets on a woman’s nerves – and how good they are at revenge.
1. The guy who needs to sober up
The bonus is that no guy can resist baked goods, so he’ll be forced to reckon with his drunk demons every time he takes a slice of this.
2. The guy who wouldn’t stop smoking
So this spouse decided to lovingly remind him she was always watching.
3. The guy who just won’t make the bed
Take a chore off the list for someone else.
Otherwise, you might end up like this guy, whose wife only makes her OWN side of the bed now.
4. The guy who wanted “a little something to eat”
If you just need a little, might you not just feed yourself?
Sometimes partners are happy to do it, but in this case we sense a little passive- aggressive breakfast tension here.
5. The guy who wouldn’t leave the thermostat alone
Of course, in the interest of saving energy, it’s not always wise to run the A/C when it’s cold out. But it’s also not wise to argue with your pregnant, uncomfortable wife about it.
Think he understands the rules now?
When you are #ninemonthspregnant and still running the AC when it’s 37 degrees outside, these are the rules ❄️ #sohot #sorryhubs pic.twitter.com/84oMPli4yk
— Meghann Myers (@MeghannMyers) November 14, 2018
6. The guy who eats his wife’s snacks
Nice chocolates require rules. And what’s with just assuming that all food in the house is fair game?
Unless you do the shopping and buy the snacks and NEVER get mad when people eat something you’re saving for a special occasion, then paws off.
7. The guy who was acting immature
Either someone in this relationship needs to chill out or someone needs to grow up.
Then again, the kiddie table doesn’t involve talking politics, so it might be more fun.
8. The guy who wanted dirty photos
Well, we take that back. She did fulfill the request – just in her own way.
9. The guy who made fun of his wife’s OCD
Or else you can just have fun finding all your socks and matching them back up again.
Maybe he’ll come to understand the beauty of organization by the time he’s done refolding.
10. The guy who fell asleep on vacation
But we get just how frustrating it can be to plan a trip and then have someone zonk out as things are about to ramp up.
At least she found a way to keep the day exciting!
11. The guy who asked for boobies
And always make sure your phone is REALLY locked down if you’re going to store illicit photos on it.
Maybe just stick to the blue-footed boobies.
12. The guy who risks his life for socks
Then again, it sounds like there’s a lot of open and honest communication here. Not that it’s solving anything.
13. The guy who criticized his wife’s shopping habit
But this wife got the last laugh after her husband got testy about all the Amazon deliveries.
She pranked him with a fake shopping spree!
14. The guy who was trying out some new vocab
But hey, he tried.
And she was honest about how she felt.
Communication is key, right?
15. The guy who needed it spelled out
In fact, this is probably sincere apology territory since it upset her enough to get crafty as a result.
16. The guy who called his wife something rude and sexist
And you don’t deserve an apology.
17. The guy who wouldn’t stop moving the baby spoons
And we get it – when it’s time to feed the baby, you don’t want to have to go searching for the spoons.
Just agree on a location and stick to it.
18. The guy who earned this
Just how badly do you have to tick off your wife to make her deface your pickup truck?
Pretty mad, we bet.
19. The guy who already ate his half of the cake
Ladies, don’t fall for any of this “I’m bigger so I get more” garbage. Get your cake and eat it too!
And if you have to leave a threatening note on the cake, you go ahead and do it.
Now there will be no “mistakes” about what belongs to who.
20. The guy who made a bad bet
We’ll find a way.
And if it involves you sleeping, we can pretty much promise you we can do it without waking you up. Have you heard yourselves snore?!
My husband bet me I couldn’t shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning. from r/funny
21. The guy who farts a lot
And to be fair, it looks like he’s wearing them pretty proudly.
We only see one issue here – these basically give him free reign to fart on an as-needed basis no matter who is around.
22. The guy who can’t dress himself properly
But apparently, someone was just tired of seeing him wear his weekend clothes to work.
23. The guy who might lose a hand
We have absolutely no suggestions about how to solve this long-term.
24. The guy who is always hungry
Kitchen messes are smelly and gross. And you really can eat without making a mess.
25. The guy with the bad grammar
Maybe her music is bad, but grown-ups really do need to learn to use “your” and “you’re” properly.
26. The guy who steals candy bars
Anyway, that’s not the important part. The important part is that even if someone keeps a solid candy bar stash in their office, it’s not fair game for snacking. Especially not with full-size bars!
But her solution seems brilliant.
27. The guy who fell asleep right after his baby was born
We get it – everyone is exhausted. But nope.
If there’s one time in your life that you have to stay awake, it’s right after your wife has given birth and needs HER rest.
28. The guy who couldn’t remember to put down the toilet seat
It’s a futile endeavor, even if it is disgusting to have to touch a toilet seat before you use the bathroom (guys, you’re washing your hands RIGHT after, so you have no excuse).
This reminder might work, but not forever.
29. The guy who couldn’t stop looking at his phone
We’re not sure how we feel about our spouse locking up our property (actually we do, and it’s not good), but presumably, they agreed to this contraption because it looks like her phone is in there too.
30. The guy with the holes in his jeans
We’re going to have to agree that property destruction is actually mean – and pretty uncool.
Holes in jeans can be stylish – sometimes.
31. The guy who never empties the Diaper Genie
Well, someone won’t be making that mistake again.
Though we’re not sure we’d want to be anywhere near that bed for a while.
32. The guy who can’t stop eating all the Fudge Rounds
We think this couple just needs to agree to keep a spare box on hand.
33. The guy with the sensitive teeth
It’s not for wusses.
But we did laugh at the joke.
34. The guy who just wanted tea
Maybe we’re missing something and he was supposed to get the hint to make it.
In this house, you have to be REALLY specific about your tea.
The wife asked me if I wanted a cup of tea, I said yes please this is what I got.. She thinks she’s so funny!! 😳 pic.twitter.com/LHmImSxnne
— Danny (@batesywba) September 26, 2015
35. The guy who sounds like kind of a jerk
Girl, don’t marry him. And he DEFINITELY doesn’t deserve cupcakes!
My boyfriend said he’d marry me if I gave him $100,000 and some cupcakes. So me being the awesome future wife that I am, made him these. from r/funny
36. The guy who got black-out drunk
At least there’s no photo of the barf.
He’s just going to have to think about this night every time his dog licks him from now on.
37. The guy who turned 30
It seems a little early to be breaking out the impotence jokes and shelling out for that cake. At least wait another couple of decades.
38. The guy who just wanted half a Twix
And if you want to get technical, this is over half – and not in a generous way.
39. The guy who hopefully can’t see his back
So it’s only fair to insist it’s not cool to do to others either.
40. The guy who lost the toothpaste battle
And this guy is now out of plays.
He loses.
My girlfriend and I were waiting for each other to buy new toothpaste. I thought I had won and came home to this. from r/funny
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