Let’s face it, being away from your significant other for prolonged periods of time does make one paranoid.
Social media and all those apps make it so easy for someone to flirt and cheat.
It’s not a situation anyone wants to be in. It does suck and it hurts, causing you sleepless nights and lots of tears.
The wife below may have to work on her temper but then again, you can’t really blame her for reacting the way she did. See what we mean below!
A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
“Hi Darling,” he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say, ‘Hello’ to them?”
Oh dear.
Now it doesn’t matter where you’re from, that would cause anyone to panic.
We can only imagine how the wife must have really freaked out after that!
Or she’d have freaked and hit her husband first.
Must have been a horrible out of town trip for her to have lost it so quickly.
Then again, anyone would have freaked seeing four legs in their own bed in the middle of the night.
I do wonder how big that house is for the husband not to hear her arrive.
The wife must have been tiptoeing not wanting to wake her husband. Which means the kitchen must be way back at the end of the house. We need to see a layout of that house.
That drink of hers must have found itself on the floor!
Gentlemen, hide your baseball bats, golf clubs, and tools. Anything you own can be used against you when it’s within reach. Even if you’re innocent.
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