Why is it that people do such strange things at Walmart?
Are they so comfortable in the big box store that they feel like they can treat it as their home (by making messes and being underdressed, for example)?
All sorts of people shop there, so there’s no one way to classify a “Walmart shopper.” But the store seems to attract the weirder among at much higher rates than other places.
We can’t explain it, but we can show you what we mean with these 70 mind-boggling photos of Walmart customers:
There has to be a backstory to this. Maybe they met in the produce aisle.
At least it looks like there are some cookies behind them for the reception.
We’re not sure exactly how this shirt works, but it’s usually the case that it covers your back and goes around your neck.
One question, where the the opening for her head? On the front?!
When you need to stay safe but still need to stock up, what do you do? Bring your own storage container, of course.
#4 Do not place over head
It should go without saying that this is no substitute for a mask.
It’s also common sense not to put a plastic bag on your head, but some people just seem to have missed that day of kindergarten.
She just wanted to get her hair done. Now, she’s viral. Watch what you wear!
As kids, many of us have climbed into the cart when our parents were shopping. Some of us forgot to grow out of the habit.
That moment when you’re taking selfies of yourself bringing an entire cart full of food through the 10 items of less checkout. Oops.
Who said a trip to Walmart couldn’t be done in style? Not this guy. He’s creating his own brand.
Some people buy masks and toilet paper because they worry about COVID-19. Some just do it for show. We wonder which category this guy is in….
This cat seems very determined to guard his human. The human, however, can’t even seem to focus on the task at hand – shopping.
Finding an employee can be a pain. Why not just lift up a family member to reach something instead?
From what we have learned, dressing a little strange is a requirement for going to Walmart. This guy is ready.
#13 “Luke, I am your father”
When the coronavirus pandemic started, most people weren’t prepared. However, they still needed to go shopping at Walmart. Here was one solution.
It’s easy to miss at first because of the way it blends in with the outfit so seamlessly. However, that is clearly a towel.
It is rumored that inanimate objects cannot catch the coronavirus. We think she is safe.
We have to appreciate the Walmart fashion show. After a while, it might actually start to grow on you.
When it comes to “no shoes, no shirt, no service” – we have a question. Do overalls count as a shirt?
Waiting for someone to finish shopping can get boring. Here’s how to fix that.
Spotting animals at Walmart isn’t all that rare. There are a lot of service animals out there. There is also this parrot. At least he seems well behaved.
#20 This person is Cereal-ous about shopping
Here’s some more DIY coronavirus protection. Do you think it will save him?
What do you do when you need toilet paper, but there are germs everywhere? It’s finally time to dust off the old spacesuit!
Sharing is caring. Right? Right??
Walking around Walmart can get tiring. This is not the solution.
#24 We don’t want to know
We’re hoping this was done on a dare. What’s your guess?
They are fully protected. The Rona won’t be raining on their parade.
Did you know that a baby goat is called a kid? Maybe there was some confusion when they bought the carrier. “For smaller kids” might not have meant what they thought it meant.
#27All dressed up with nowhere to go
Sometimes, you think you have put together the perfect outfit and just need to show it off. Sometimes, you would be wrong.
The thing about pictures taken in Walmart is that they are almost always of people’s backs. Don’t just look at your front before heading for Walmart. Check the back too, or you might end up going viral.
#29 Partying it up at Walmart
People stop at Walmart on their way to and from all sorts of events. Who wants to guess where they were headed?
This man does not need nor want the coronavirus. He knows how to do social distancing.
This woman goes to Walmart regularly but does not trust anyone enough to park her bike outside. At least it doesn’t take up more space than a cart of two.
When this man’s wife went into Walmart, he had other plans. He made himself comfortable outside. Good thinking!
Shopping can be exhausting. Always wear your pajamas and be prepared for a quick nap.
Walmart is full of pants that are sagging a little too much and showing way too much. This woman has a solution to that. Nothing will be seen on this day.
DIY masks come in a variety of materials. Most of us at least hide those materials between two layers of cloth. Most of us…
We have to wonder if there are people who shop at Walmart just to be seen. Were they anticipating the paparazzi?
A butt crack has, unfortunately, become the unwanted symbol of Walmart. Now, it might be working its way up to the employees.
#38 Which way to the elf world?
You meet many people at Walmart. Some of them may be able to help you pass to other realms.
Is she dancing? Is she stretching? Is she shopping with her toes? So many questions – so few answers.
We don’t know why belts fail the moment one enters Walmart. We’re pretty sure most Walmart stores actually sell belts. It’s a phenomenon that cannot be explained.
Kids will be kids. This one, however, has dreams of becoming a mop.
If you ask him, he might grant a wish or show you a pot of gold. Or he might just be able to tell you where to find the Doritos.
You’re ready for anything. Where do you go? To return something at Walmart, of course.
The sofa and table were just sitting there. What did they expect was going to happen?
Are you ready for summer? He is.
#46 Is this a virus thing?
We hope it’s a virus thing. Still, putting a bag over your child’s head is generally considered bad parenting.
There are times when we simply have had enough of Walmart. This kid knows.
Well, mom gets to use it, so why can’t they? Right?
We’re going to assume he decided he didn’t look good in pink. Why else would he now be looking at the black shorts?
That must have taken a while to grow. Maybe a few lifetimes?
Walmart fashion needs help. Serious help. Although the slippers are a nice touch.
It’s not just the shoppers. The insanity seems to be wearing off on the employees as well. It was inevitable.
#53 What level are we on?
Video games can come to life. Just stop by your local Walmart.
Walmart isn’t too snobby for fart jokes. In fact, they might be a requirement for entry.
She’s using a broom handle to get a wine bottle that is way in the back. What could possibly go wrong in this scenario?
We all love shopping at Walmart (okay, some of us love shopping at Walmart). But you might want to stop before you explode.
Do you have a hat that belongs in an Alice in Wonderland movie? Great! You’re ready for Walmart.
We don’t know what she’s serious about, but she’s serious. Are you brave enough to ask?
We didn’t have any doubts before. Now we do. Does the person in question know that sign is there?
There’s one way to make sure everyone knows. Wear a sign in Walmart.
When you see strange and interesting hairstyles all day, eventually you might end up wanting to try one. What do you think?
#62 On the way to level up
They just needed to stop by Walmart really quickly to buy a sidekick. Are you ready for the next level?
Never question a superhero. You might find yourself thrown through a brick wall.
Walmart is going to the birds. Or, in this case, one very calm goose.
When you wake up in the morning, do you dress to match your mood? We think this guy might.
Companion animals come in all varieties. This includes the feathered variety.
Was it a dare? Did his inner country girl need to get out?
You’re on your way to your wedding, but you forgot something new. What do you do? Walmart to the rescue!
There are days when you’re loving life. This is not one of those days.
Maybe he has an embarrassing wart on his head? What could be more embarrassing than a bra?
