Maybe the pharmacist below could have phrased it better.
Poor pharmacist had a really rough day from the get go and the last thing he needed was a fuming husband. When flustered and frustrated, the last thing you need is a persistent phone call.
It’s a hilarious story with a bit of imagination required!
The Grumpy Pharmacist
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,
“It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.”
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him,
“Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it… This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I’d locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.”
“Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.”
“When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing.”
He continued, “Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing.”
“When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.”
“Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and when I finally got back to answer it, it was your wife wanting to know how to use a rectal thermometer.”
“Believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.”
We can easily guess what he said word for word.
Now with all that’s happened to him that day, one can only imagine the pharmacist’s tone of voice and manner with which he addressed the woman on the other end.
When you’re having a day as bad as that pharmacist was, you wouldn’t be so nice and patient with a persistent phone call either.
Makes you wonder then about those people who work for call centers.
Now before you go telling someone to stick it straight up their rear end, take a deep breath.
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