You don’t find a lot of movies featuring nuns.
But ask anyone if they remember a movie about nuns and chances are you’ll get the same answer. Sister Act.
It’s a really hilarious movie. People loved it so much that they made a sequel.
Basically, Whoopi Goldberg is a lounge singer who goes into protective custody while hiding in a convent. Not her decision.
This little short story below featuring a nun who needed to use the bathroom should remind you of “Deloris Van Cartier“.
A nun at Hooters:
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’
‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’
‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’said the puzzled nun.
‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?
Definitely sounds like a Vegas nun.
Hey. She’s spent years in a convent carrying out her vows of chastity, obedience, and simplicity. A little curiosity here and there can be forgivable. Though it doesn’t say why she was outside her convent and in the vicinity of the local Hooters…
Then again the fig leaf is all over the Bible.
Look no less than Genesis when Adam and Eve discovered they were “naked”…
So do forgive this nun for trying to satisfy her curiosity.
After all, it was a former pope responsible for the whole leaf look.
If she comes back to the convent flushed, she could just say that she attended mass where they had to drink the wine during communion.
It’s all in good fun, what a funny joke!
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