Most restaurants have signs in front of them that don’t always catch our attention. But one Tex-Mex restaurant in Austin, Texas, takes restaurant signs to a whole new level. Literally, there’s a sign for everybody.
They’re witty, clever, thoughtful, and just plain hilarious.
El Arroyo has built its name on their signs. In fact, it’s garnered them national attention. Take a look at some of their signs in the following slides! They have thousands as they change them every day. But for your time and mine, I’ve only listed 75!
Who wouldn’t want to know somebody with a food truck? That’s more impressive than having a luxury vehicle. You probably couldn’t even eat in it. Boo.
That’s right! Realize just how potent you are. Let them chase you! Be one with your tequila shots.
I don’t think you got the memo… But hey, sounds like a party. The wrong party but a party nonetheless.
4) Not enough to go around
Yeah, there was some game that took up a good chunk of the concert. I didn’t want to say anything but glad I’m not alone. Maybe they can find another time to play next year. Geesh.
I’m guessing you mean Billie Eilish. I keep hearing she’s a big deal. I’m just too busy trying to pronounce her name correctly.
Dogs love you no matter what. Cats will do bad things with you. The best of both worlds. It’s a balance!
How can we all be unique but still be like everybody else? My mind can’t take it! New sign! New sign!
Always. Get in, get out. If you happen to run into somebody you know… good luck.
“Just forget it. It’s not like you were paying attention but it’s cool. I’m not mad.”
Here we go!
10) 10 is the luckiest number
Whoo! If that isn’t a pickup line, I don’t know what is. This is great. I hope it works for someone. I’d be even better if it’s their birthday…
11) Kids will never understand
Those were the days. So many friendships were ruined because of someone’s “top” friend list. The order was everything.
This is such a “dad joke” but it’s hilarious! Isn’t it kinda true though? Well, technically it’s true for everybody but there’s something about pointing out those hipsters!
Me too! Because you know they have a name for us. I wonder if they share it with other dogs?
Yikes. The truth can hurt sometimes. But this is definitely a truth you should know. Make it a day for yourself or with family and friends.
15) Commas make all the difference
We’ll take option two. It’s a pretty simple choice. Unless… naw, it’s a simple choice.
16) Stop spoiling the fun
Exactly! Because we all know the dark truth about those oils… No, I don’t actually. Can somebody fill me in?
Also, Santa is definitely real.
17) We all have a role to fill
We each have to play our parts. Beverages included. Coffee and alcohol have extremely important roles. Different but important.
Unless you make them into a cocktail. Double whammy!
It’s one of many ways to read! We can’t knock this practice. Other than, I can’t pay attention to the picture and the words. It’s just too much.
Ain’t that the truth? We’ve all been there. We all have a “Why did I say that” moment in our lives. Or should I say, moments?
It’s such a heartwrenching experience! You’ve had your heart set on an omelette all day. How dare your horrible omelette-flipping skills get in the way of that?
We’d be in heaven. Funny how time flies when we sleep but creeps by when we’re hungry and awaiting a meal. Who do I talk to about this?
Of course you did! They’re great at that clicking stuff. I would love to pick this person’s brain one day. I bet they have so many stories to tell.
23) (insert laughing emoji here)
It’s too much to write out all of ‘haha’s’ but they’re there. Really. If you can hear me laughing, you’d understand. I need the full recipe, please.
24) Here, take this instead
Oh, Apple. Always giving customers everything than what they ask for. “Can we have a reliable phone?”
“Take this apple logo instead. That way, you look important.”
And they’re delicious. We can’t complain. Until it’s time for summer. Then we go into panic-mode.
26) Let’s get this over with
Yeah because we all know that those don’t last very long! Besides, hangovers are never fun. Even if the time before it is!
And they say you can’t have all the seasons in one day. Ha! Mother Nature is always excited to prove us wrong.
Just imagine… stress happens! Granted, we can do things to reduce it but sometimes it’s just so stressful!
Darn it! Now I’m stressed!
Let’s be real. You’re cool and all but HBO is… true love. Can we still be HBO friends? I’m still gonna need that login though…
It should be! But why do I feel like this excuse will be acceptable some day? Vibes are powerful!
Literally. It’s just so annoying. Just when you think you’ve figured one out, another appears… from
inside the doll!! What is this madness?
They’re lovely once you get to know them. Just take the time. Practice in the mirror. You can do this. Expand that vocab of yours.
33) This changes everything
Good to know! There are times when I’m really craving a Caesar salad but didn’t have the ingredients. Let us not forget, all thanks goes to Caesar who’s risked so much to make this a reality.
I bet they do… Have you tried given yours hypnosis? I heard it works wonders.
35) The more we know about dogs
Another excellent question! Can we put money into this research? There are folks who really want to know the answer.
36) The origins of Dopamine
Now it makes sense! El Arroyo really has a way of breaking things down. The more you know.
37) Let me keep my dollar!
Because that’s just what we all want. I’ll never understand this. They’re always looking for ways to get money from people.
At all costs. I’ve been a vegan for years now. I’m much healthier because ot it.
Who else loves nerdy jokes like this one? It’s clever, witty, and funny. What’s not to love?
Those darn passwords! They’re never secure enough. But hey, so are some of us so it’s a lose-lose.
Don’t sell yourself short. Avoid all of the headache and drama. Sleep instead. It’s all the love you need!
What a way to describe your physical appearance. It’s so… vivid! There’s no shame in the grape. All fruits are good.
It sure is! It’s awful. It’s like seeing money on the floor or wasted potential. Such a sad moment.
Lounge around and enjoy your pants-less day. All day and every day. It’s the only way to do it!
I hear that! Matter of fact, can we require bowling in schools? Let’s not forget the lesson plan that should go along with it, How to Stay in Your Lane: 101.
It really does. Sometimes it makes me want to stay in bed too. Another day made.
47) Just in time for festivities
It was the plan all along. It was never laziness. It is now the perfect haunted house.
It’s only the best flavor in the world. Non-debateable. The best part, they offer it everywhere.
Yeah, some people just can’t let things go. Ugh. Others are naturals at letting things slide.
Nobody is a natural at letting things slide!
Were you there? Were you in the historic kung-fu room? I didn’t think so. Everybody was indeed kung-fu fighting!
51) Make him pay for his toupee
He should have to pay! In case someone didn’t get it… toupee/to pay. El Arroyo knows exactly what to say.
And run they did! Tik Tok is the fastest growing phone app. Vine has been gone for some time. To clarify, aren’t they basically the same app?
Same. It was truly amazing. I’m seeing a difference already. Though the results seem to be going the wrong way…
I was horrible to you. Treacherous really. I don’t deserve those naps now but I want them. Please forgive me.
Signed,
Your Friend
55) When there’s a will, there’s a way
There’s a way around everything. Simply say it in a different way. Problem solved!
Boom. No tilting over here. It’s not only a balanced diet, it’s also the best diet. What else would you want to have your hands full of?
57) Just a smack-a-roo will do
Yes, they always do. There’s a solution to that though. A quick slap on the back of the head can fix that.
Kidding.
Why else watch the game? Matter of fact, don’t. Just eat and drink!
It definitely happens. But some teachers might secretly enjoy it. Who wouldn’t want to know that they’re doing such a great job that their students accidentally call them a parent?
I hope they’re talking about cheese… if so, they’re not wrong. It’s so delicious however you eat it. I think I’ll have some right now!
So true! Even The Hulk would run for cover. Those things are massive and so scary!
Or not. Some people rather just be left alone. Can’t say that we blame them!
Yikes! Nope, not the movie but the actual felines. Hmmm, I think they might be misunderstanding the word, “Catholic…” We don’t need to correct them, do we?
64) So useful and yet so useless
The most frustrating part about being in the kitchen. Those darn lids are like socks. They seem to grow legs and walk away, never to be seen again.
Well, when you put it that way… it does sound kinda silly, doesn’t it? At least it doesn’t hurt.
Living the life! Who wouldn’t want that? Especially when that life involves food and drink. It’s a no-brainer!
67) Serious questions only
This question is interesting and I wonder how many people have pondered it. Actually, I don’t. But does anybody have an answer?
I love it. Original jokes will always be the best jokes. Case and point… this joke. You might have to read it slowly for it to sink in but boy, when it does!
The best kind obviously. I bet they look killer too. No pun intended but hey, it works.
70) The scariest question of them all
It takes so much time! Who has all that time to try and figure it out? Love must be one hell of a drug.
Wait, I already have one. Sounds like I have to utilize it more for it to be this effective. I’m on it!
It’s kind of unsettling when you think about it… who needs atoms? Get rid of them!
Wait…
73) Learn to say no, people!
Sure do. Not going! But sure, “I’ll let you know.” It’s so much easier than saying, “No.” Sigh. We have to do better.
Tequila does something that nothing else can. In fact, I think tequila is the super power. That must be why some people keep it within arm’s reach at all times.
They’re delicious. Can I get the recipe? Like, the original. Not what’s been floating around the internet.
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