Have you ever considered to date a food can? They’re notoriously hard to impress. Chances are you’re going to stay in the friend zone too, just like the person who wrote this note.

It’s never a good idea to scare animals in their natural habitat. The ecosystem is a very fragile thing, after all.

This has to be one of the best office notes ever. Everyone needs some color in their lives and that’s exactly what they got.

If you don’t get those office trends too, don’t worry, we don’t either. This note did a perfect job at telling everyone how silly those trends can be.

Well, at least the coworkers are honest. They have a great sense of humor too. What else can you expect?

Ouch, that was just savage. We wonder if there was a nicer way to say you don’t use fancy fonts at work.

‘Who touched my mug?’ ‘We all did.’ When something like this happens, all you can do is to join in the laughter.

Who would want to risk having his soul consumed for not putting their colleague’s pens back? Just not worth the risk.

We all need a crash course in philosophy to be able to grasp the true meaning of life. Whoever put this note has clearly discovered it.

Reading this note reminds us of the song ‘Faded’. ‘Where are you now?’ ‘Were you only imaginary?’

To the guy who wrote this note: if you’re going to hold the poor pen for ransom, at least have the courtesy to spell ‘plain’ correctly. Or just don’t use autocorrect while writing the ransom note.

This goes against everything our parents have taught us. Dishes don’t do themselves? Think again!

Debbie you should definitively think more about the environment before wasting so much paper again. We hope the office has proper paper recycling service.

Nobody knows who won this war of the notes but the casualties were numerous. Let’s have a moment of silence for all the paper soldiers fallen in the war.

Some people just can’t help themselves when it comes to sarcasm. We admire the determination of whoever put the note, sacarsm is a bad thing.

All Daves have been born under a lucky star. Is there something better than free green tea for life?

Who wouldn’t miss a cricket who used to bring joy into the office with its music. Mr. Cricket will be sorely missed.

Hardly anyone can tell the difference, really. If you’re not careful you might end up with a can made of paper.

You have to be persistant to get things done, even if it means pushing the button until you destroy it completely. It will print faster, we’re sure. just like the note promised.

Nobody likes a spoiled brat. On the other hand, everbody likes spoiled milk because it’s so cool.

Jobs for everyone! Please print your Jobs as large as you want him to be.

It’s never a good idea to raise the alarm at the office without a good reason. Who can blame whoever left this note for feeling alarmed?

Number one rule when it comes to eating healthy is a diverse diet. One simply can’t survive on 0% percent yogurt and hot dogs.

Employers can be sentimental to the point of refusing to introduce any changes, or even keeping up with the times. Very annoying. Let’s hope nobody at the office got communicable disease.

It’s never too late to say sorry. Now not only the newsroom will smell like day old ketchup but so will the paper sheets.

When thirsty you should drink whatever you can lay your hands on. Jesus wouldn’t mind, in fact, he would approve of it.

If you never experienced what’s it like to work in an explosive atmosphere, here’s a good example of it. Just one tiny mistake might trigger a disaster.

Our explanation is that they need two microwaves in case one of them stops working. That’s why they warned everyone to use just one at a time. We’ll probably never know the truth.

When you write a note like this you surely must be a proponent of anarchy, or you’re simply too hungry to care. For some reason, we prefer the former.

We live in the 21st century, don’t we? Why let Brian do your dishes when there’s a machine perfectly capable of doing them much better – and faster.

It’s in human nature to try and do something after you specifically told them not to. Even if it may mean blowing yourself and the entire office to kingdom come.

Now, who would want to split hairs over a detail as unimportant as this? You can barely notice the hair, after all. The cleaning people may suffer from poor eyesight.

Who doesn’t like being reminded their spelling and grammar sucks? It’s disrespectful to those who have to read it, isn’t it?

We just can’t believe they mean business if they had to be reminded to leave a ransom note. We think it’s best to leave it to professionals.

People can be very passionate about drinking coffee, we all know that. However, this just went too far. One more note and they could write a whole novel.

Does this really need a comment? The note says it all, we don’t need to add anything.

That’s so unfortunate. Notes like these can easily be misinterpreted as a green light to others to eat the fruit you meant to eat yourself. Some people are prone to taking everything literally.

Something about this font makes it really difficult to distinguish from the wall socket. One could easily get confused and the consequences may be serious.

Three professors in one office, that must be so confusing. Enter the office at your peril.

We’re not sure whether this guy doesn’t watch Game of Thrones and is not interested in hearing about it, or is just afraid of spoilers. Since it’s hard to imagine to former being true, we’ll just assume it’s the latter.

Isn’t it heartwarming to know your co-employees appreciate you? We all know the answer but sadly, this guy didn’t have the fortune of being appreciated by his colleagues. At least they got him the cake, that has to count for something.

It’s been five days and it must already feel so boring and lifeless at the office. Let it go, just let it go.

Someone likes Archer references too much. Be that as it may, they’re right, the office will soon be crawling with ants if the employees don’t stop leaving donuts inside.

Leaving dirty dishes in the sink means you have less time to dedicate to your pet kitten, thus triggering a depression in the poor thing. Isn’t it a perfectly logical explanation for this note?

Please be patient, one day you too will find the right guy. Just smile and stop trying to find him.

They say you don’t know what you have until it’s gone. We can see that it’s not only empty talk but a fact of life.

Here’s a riddle we’re not particularly eager to solve. We’re also going to pretend we don’t see the sentence written green.

Mouth sores are no reason for concern. It’s not like someone has cursed you, right?

Bad things happen when a bunch of people share one fridge. It always leads to situations like this, though we have to admit it’s a funny comeback.

There’s no place like home. We all want to feel like home at the office so bringing ice from our own fridge is the least we can do to make ourselves comfortable.

The person who did this was probably too busy to eat the whole slice. The other possible explanation is that they’re plain mean.

Passive-aggressive attitude rarely leads anywhere, that much we can agree with. The ideal solution would be to fix the ice machine and problem solved.

Someone’s been spending way too much time digging deep into the Star Wars lore. George Lucas would be proud.

Forbidden fruit tastes sweet and so does stolen chocolate. Just because you steal someone’s chocolate doesn’t mean you don’t want it to be organic. The thief may be picky but they take care of their diet.

Sometimes it’s better not to tempt your colleagues with notes such as this. It only motivates them to succumb to their baser insticts.

It’s OK. We all lick our pens at the office and we aren’t even aware of it. Starting at the screen and licking your pen absentmindedly is an established office routine.

Now let’s not judge. When we’re in a hurry we usually don’t pay attention to bathroom signs. Necesity knows no law.

In case the thief didn’t know what oxy powder is, he’ll find out the harder way. They won’t know what hit them when oxy powder starts to work its magic.

For those of you who haven’t been acquainted with the subtle art of trolling, this is how you do it. Watch and learn.

Don’t you think it’s time to come clean? If you don’t you should be prepared to face the consequences.

Well, this is a bit creepy. That’s definitively not wicked tuna on the note. Wicked tuna wouldn’t go down without a fight.

To whoever stole this person’s hummus: don’t be heartless and buy them a new one. The world can’t function properly without designers, we can’t afford them to starve to death.

Now this is what we’d call a modest thief. They could’ve asked for a thousand bucks or more, you know. A green plate is worth much more.

This whole situation screams embarassing. Responsible grown-ups don’t let their mom wash dishes at the office.

Some people should more about values such as sharing. Little sharing with others never hurt anybody, right?

True wisdom can be found where you expect it the least. At the bathroom, for example.

And the moral of the story is… don’t occupy the toilet for too long. Your colleagues need to tend to their physiological needs.

There’s probably a whole history behind this message. A history of unwanted office decorations, that is. Let’s hope the pranksters show some respect this time.

Nobody can blame this coworker for wanting to stay clean. It’s okay, as long as there’s no other note warning everyone to use a spoon scoop to pick a spoon scoop.

When you see a note written in large red letters you know it must be very important to the person who put it. Jim agrees, and so should you.

A rat in the office can be a true nightmare, they’re clever and know how to avoid the traps you’ve set. Will this office rat succumb to the temptation and grab that tasty chicken leg?

No, we don’t accept Roman coins, or Civil War era coins. You may want to visit an antique shop.

We understand the person who put up this note perfectly well. No one wants to work in an office that feels like Siberia in January.

One does not simply use a flagrance without reading the note on it first. You wouldn’t want to work at the office which smells strongly of verbena all day long.

We’re kind of surprised that this person had to make a note to inform everyone that the microwave died. Sometimes you need to spell everything out for people to get the message across.