Twitter is great, no less because it allows everybody to share their most unique, funny, or interesting ideas. Suddenly, everyone gets the opportunity to broadcast their jokes.
Here’s a collection of the funniest women on twitter, and all their tip-top jokes. They’re relateable, and oh-so hilarious.
#1 Politeness will do it
This is probably something every person who went to college can relate to. Sometimes you just have to put on your game face and do everything necessary to pass a class.
#2 Fill the void
Good news, everybody! Anna’s finally found the one thing that’ll fill that gaping void you have inside.
#3 It’s payback time
Now, Lisa’s dog knows what it feels like to be covered in another person’s hair. Well, maybe ‘covered’ isn’t the right word. But you get the point.
#4 Just messing around
Using a few scare tactics to get a kid to behave is pretty harmless. And they can be pretty hilarious too, as proven by Railynn and her antics.
#5 Bold move
It’s a pretty bold move on Sarah’s part to be out here stealing a cab from an FBI special agent just like that. She better prepare to see Mulder and Scully on her doorstep soon.
#6 Everybody’s got a beach body
Here’s a message every woman will approve of. You better stop stressing about getting that ‘beach body’ in magazines. The beach is going to get whatever body women give it.
#7 Double edged sword
Everyone has something to say. But not everything they have to say is nice.
#8 A one-way thing
Even men can relate to these kinds of one-way phone calls with their moms. It’s something that most kids let slide, though.
#9 High as a kite
This is probably one of the trippiest photos we’ve seen. We wonder what the story behind this picture really is.
#10 The complete package
Funny and handsome? That’s like the perfect package. Also, who knew Michael Scott would turn out to be such a silver fox?
#11 Adulthood is fun!
Adulthood sure has its perks and downsides. Sometimes, the negatives can outweigh the positives.
#12 That’s the spirit!
A healthy dose of self-love is important and Isabel certainly knows that. Who else is always going hype you up but yourself?
#13 Free will
Adults are just kids with money, and this dilemma is proof of it. Things can easily go overboard.
#14 Working mom woes
Being a mother is a job in itself, so when moms decide to work from home, the setup can lead to awkward moments like this. Hopefully, Maura’s bosses took things lightly and were understanding of her situation.
#15 Supportive friend
Propping yourself up on bad days is tough, but that doesn’t mean you can’t do the same for your friends. Unfortunately, the results aren’t always the best. It’s the thought that counts, really.
#16 Height matters
Women today are smarter when it comes to dating. Some still have their weak moments, though, especially when it comes to tall men.
#17 Fooling nobody
We’re with Beth on this one. Surely, Steve from high school hasn’t gotten over their romance just yet. Fifteen years is not enough.
#18 The necessities
Not every purse out there is a pristine oasis for some car keys and a few credit cards. Some of them are based in reality.
#19 Attack of the clones
There’s nothing wrong with being basic. It’s still pretty hilarious seeing the concept in action though.
#20 All in one
Women can do everything all right. But we’re not so sure this is the best outfit to be in while doing so.
#21 The perfect prom date
This is probably the best way to deal with and move on from a breakup. Now, Gabi will only have fond memories when she looks back on her prom night.
#22 Donate or perish
Canadian Blood Services is getting desperate to attract people to donate blood, it seems. And they found the most awesomely threatening way to do so.
#23 Avocados and hotness
Here’s a funny thing avocados and women have in common, according to Valerie.
#24 Thinking ahead
Hey, at least Jenny’s kid is an optimist, right? Here’s to hoping her son didn’t jinx their marriage by anticipating his two Christmases.
#25 The only names that matter
Can you really blame Yael, though? Most dogs are easier to deal with compared to their owners. No drama, just pats.
#26 Smiling on the outside
Have to put on a show for the guests. You can always cry in your room later.
#27 Dark lunch
Now, this is something a lot of people, both men and women, can co-sign on. Sometimes, three meals a day just isn’t enough.
#28 Snip, snip
This passenger should be thankful Stacey doesn’t have a pair of scissors handy at the time. She would’ve come off the plane with a new haircut.
#29 The true horror of a dark screen
You never know when you’re going to be confronted with reality. It can happen anytime and usually does when you least expect it.
#30 The irony
Is there anything more frustrating than realizing your workout clothes are starting to fit tighter instead of the other way around? That’s like the telltale sign of a failed diet.
#31 Being (un)dead is hard work
And not just that, being zombified slows you down making your walks even more excruciating. Gia’s got a good point.
#32 Truest lyrics ever
We’re not sure Beyonce would approve of these new lyrics. But a lot of other ‘Pringle ladies’ around the world surely would.
#33 C’est la vie
So, this is basically what being an adult is like. Nobody signed up for it but we all have to follow the same rules.
#34 Gee thanks, mom
You can always rely on moms to remind you exactly what you’re doing wrong or lacking in life. And they wonder why their kids won’t meet them anymore.
#35 That light
There are moments when it feels like the universe just gets you. This is one of those moments.
#36 Target is the new Tinder
Aye, who needs to pay for overpriced drinks or scour through Tinder when they have a Target nearby? You get hit on and buy things you need. It’s a multitasking solution, really.
#37 Not a ‘real woman’
Oops, Aimee may have just blown her cover. Now, ‘real women’ everywhere are scrambling to hide their true identity.
#38 A stronger password
If Superman isn’t strong enough, there’s always Wonder Woman. And as always, she’s taking on something men failed to do.
#39 Hair goals
This dog’s hair is truly #goals! And Kerbie hit the nail right on the head. The pup’s locks do look like the trendy beachy wave hair everyone’s been rocking lately.
#40 At the right place, at the right time
Paige’s parents saw the perfect opportunity for a hilarious photo and they took it. Hopefully, she inherited her folks’ sense of humor, too.
#41 Fish are friends and shells are…
Flora here is really asking the serious questions. Has Disney offered us an explanation?
#42 A big appetite
Meal prepping is a lie…when you’re always hungry. Beth learned this the hard way.
#43 Not like the other girls
One of these girls is not like the others. One of these girls doesn’t belong. Can you spot which?
#44 How memories work
We have a theory that the doorframe is some kind of memory-erasing device installed by aliens to play with humans. Or, you know, the human memory is just flawed and that’s why we forget things.
#45 Life hacks for single ladies
Need some affection but not in the mood to actually interact with people? Charlene’s got your back.
#46 The secret to eternal youth
Annie might be onto something here. Smirking might just be the new botox.
#47 Big sister duties
Sometimes, you get all of your training as an adult before you actually get there. At least you’ll be awesome at it!
#48 Just chillin’
Sometimes women just feel the urge to get all dolled up even if they have nowhere important to go. Even legendary actress-singer Barbra Streisand can relate.
#49 Not her best day
You know you need a good night’s rest when even the crows are making a beeline for you. Hopefully, Mary was able to evade her crow stalker in the end.
#50 No in between
A set of well-done nails can always make a simple outfit look put together. So, we totally get how Alicia feels.
#51 A glitch in the matrix
Vanessa’s dog surely got the surprise of her life when she saw her doppelganger that day. Fortunately, it looks like they got along well.
#52 Keeping the spark alive
You know you found a keeper when they still make an effort to make you smile even after years of marriage. Her parents are total #relationshipgoals.
#53 She got it from her momma
When your momma’s got attitude, you can’t help but internalize some of it. She certainly did.
#54 Being an adult
Sometimes, you just have a realization. Sometimes that realization is about life.
#55 The math
Then there are those moments when you’ve just had too long of a day. 46 weeks is almost a year, sort of, right?
#56 The ultimate harshest critic
Who would’ve thought Twitter would turn out to be the biggest canceling platform on the Internet? Gone are the days of random status updates and stream of consciousness posts.
#57 Cursedimage.jpeg
Sandals may be the best things to wear during hot summer days but they aren’t faultless. Every girl has probably experienced this horrific thing at least once in their lives
#58 Kids these days…
Kids’ humor can be so literal. Want a brownie (brown-E)? You’ll get one, alright.
#59 Happens to the best of us
It looks like even model Chrissy Teigen gets those vivid food dreams. Hopefully, someone went shopping while she was resting.
#60 Kid logic
Awww, isn’t Becky’s toddler the cutest? We wonder what they’re watching on YouTube.
#61 Routine cleanup
No receipts means it didn’t really happen, right? Right?
#62 A changed woman
We do applaud Kyle for her strong will in declining mimosas at brunch of all places. Now, about that nightly glass of wine…
#63 The three genders of breakfast
Yup, no contest. The dish factory has spoken.There are three genders in the kitchen in the morning.
#64 Bookworm woes
Seriously, who has the time to read books these days? But that won’t stop Amanda from buying new ones to add to her to-read list.
#65 Roadkill
Erin was probably conflicted about what to feel after realizing that she didn’t hit a rock, which could cause damage to her car, but ended up totaling her phone instead.It’s a good news-bad news situation.
#66 Major turn off
Ooof…We have to agree with Abby on this one. Add to this the people who pronounce the ‘g’ in bologna.
#67 The biggest Keanu fan
Oh sure, nothing at all suspicious to see here. It’s just a van filled with Speed VHS tapes because that’s totally normal in the 21st century.
#68 The only way to shop
This, we believe, is the only financially responsible way to shop online. Good deals are always out there; you just have to dig for them.
#69 Phone obsessed
Everyone can definitely relate to this one. People are obsessed with their phones and there’s no denying that. You’re probably reading this on your phone now.
#70 Damage control
With a lot of bad things happening in the world, people need all the cute animal photos they can get to keep their sanity intact. Baby animals always do the trick.
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