But since then, there have been countless assaults on our eyes. Some are simply fashion fails or unfortunately placed patterns, but others seem more intentional.
In the end, it really doesn’t matter because they’re all worth a bit of a laugh. And even if you don’t necessarily find them hilarious, you can at least be grateful it didn’t happen to you.
1. “We’re the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived.”
2. “How the hell do you wear this?”
I think it’s an unfinished DIY sewing project. You’re supposed to sew the sleeves shut, and then you’ll have the world’s deepest pockets!
@dopiertaj:
“Just imagine trying to fish out your keys. Is it under my beer or under my soda?”
3. “College of Veterinary Medicine, choose your fonts wisely.”
Oops, whoever designed the font probably found themselves in a really “sticky” situation! I wondered how they handled it?
@italianryno:
“Attend Texas A&M and can confirm this is not a joke.”
4. “Clearly not user-tested”
5. “Two flamingos, one vagina.”
@stopthelunacy:
“Brilliant…until you see your mom wearing them.”
6. “When pub staff T-shirts go wrong.”
7. “I couldn’t stop giggling at her new “flower” dress.”
@BiBoFieTo:
“If you dress up as a bee, you could make a really funny sex tape.”
8. “Thanks for the advice…”
9. “So my name is Brodie Jonas Dean, my grandma found this shirt for me thinking it was a great coincidence. Thanks grandma.”
@anonymous:
“Is your grandmother being interrogated by the cops behind you?”
10. “Couldn’t work out why I was getting so many odd looks while shopping this afternoon….. Then Got home & noticed Will Ferrell peeking out of my Cardigan.”
11. “TrollX Fabric Designer”
Congratulations, Miss! It looks like you’re having a boy…
@LetMeBe_Frank:
“At first I thought it was a random patch of woven yarn for ventilation purposes.”
12. “When you see it, you cannot unsee it.”
@anonymous:
“V-neck? Nah, D-necks are where it’s at.”
13. Peek-a-boo!
14. “My new shirt is Metal AF”
@MakingUpAUserNameIsTerrifying:
“How metal is it? So metal it sinks when it crashes into an iceberg.”
15. “The design on this guys shirt makes him look like he is walking around with a massive wedgie.”
@beboprockss:
“This shirt is a bully deflector. No ones going to mess with him on the course, he has clearly been fucked with enough.”
16. Seems totally appropriate.
@Shari H:
“I work in wastewater treatment, my staff needs these shirts.”
17. “And Santa says: Help! I can’t get out!”
18. “Thought I brought the cutest little PJ set from Ann Summers until I looked closer at the pattern.”
@Johanna Krapf:
“I ordered something from Ann Summers via Asos, never heard of the brand before. Until now I did not know it was a sex shop.”
19. “I guess someone said #Fuckit on their last day of work.”
@kelela:
“Is this made by Ann Summers? Starting her customer base a tad early I think.”
20. “Best employee shirt”
@missingsf:
“I would love to see a pho joint with a sign near the register that said pho queu.”
21. “My mom has been wearing this summer dress for years and no one noticed the pattern until now….”
22. “Mum bought me a shirt from her overseas trip. She wasn’t wearing her glasses.”
@ReppinChicagofromMI:
“You’re no longer too sexy for your shirt.”
@sharknado:
“10/10 would wear to a nice date and see if anyone notices.”
23. Spain’s new shirt looks like it got dirty while fighting bottles of mustard and ketchup.
@paracelsus23:
“Now that’s a sport I’d play. Competitive condiment combat!”
24. “Kitten socks”
25. “Wife: “All our customers were so cheery today! They all smiled!” – and then I saw her shirt…”
And now everyone on the Internet is smiling, too! What a great way to get everyone in a happy mood.
@snZ001:
“I didn’t even realize right away that there was a second image, and just went, “Boobs suggesting that I smile and bribing me with…boobs? That’s fair.” and smiled.”
26. “Walmart? I think you meant “Fist Bump”…”
27. “Don’t. Believing in yourself. Quit.”
28. “My friend’s shirt has the image file name on it.”
@Eclectrical:
“Why doesn’t your friend have shoulders?”
@volabimus:
“I thought it was on a cardboard cutout in a store.”
29. “Maybe not the best idea to have a red flower down there.”
Well, the good news is that if she ever finds herself in a public bathroom stall with an empty toilet paper roll, she has a good backup. Oh wait, I think that already happened…
@SarcophAGus:
“First this had to be approved by the creative director; a prototype would be made to be worn by a model; they would have to order thousands of them; they’d have to make a deal with a store to carry it; finally a consumer would have to try it on, look at their ass in the mirror and still decide it’s a good idea to wear this dress in public. At any point in this process, did anyone decide to rethink the color, or even placement?”
30. “It’s two hours before the big Christmas party and I just noticed a detail on my sweater.”
31. These are burgers people. Just burgers!
@lindsayaotter:
“I saw it and thought tacos. I know it is burgers and still think tacos. Tacos, tacos everywhere.”
32. These leggings are sponsored by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America.
@therealpixie:
“I’ve heard of “tripping b*lls”, but never “tripping butts” until now!”
33.
I love NY, Carifornia too!
34. “The best goatse fashion statement you’ll see all day.”
If you don’t get the goetse pop culture reference, it’s probably best that you don’t. It was a shock website back in the very early days of the Internet. Suffice it to say, this is a much classier representation of what was depicted there.
@eddhall:
“Mind the gap.”
@Neeraj Jha:
“She must be going to a Grand Opening.”
35. Not really
36. I’m really bugged out about this one
37. Jesus!
@Jackaroonio says:
“More like don’t open til 18.”
38. “They said it was custom; they said I would never have a shirt fit like this…”
@westbridge1157:
“Can’t do them for false advertising, none of us have ever seen a shirt like that.”
39. “My 90-year-old Grandmother got me a “Hawaiian Print T-Shirt” for Christmas…”
@kiliki99:
“Hawaii is in the top four states for pot production. Print is correct.”
40. “My sister was the first to notice what the print on my new shirt was, during dinner at a fancy restaurant and the celebration of my grandfather’s 90th birthday! Laughs were had.”
@Inktastic:
“Cats or sex? I mean I kind of like both.”
41. “That awkward moment when your shirt is supposed to say Canada.”
42. That tongue though!
Let’s look at all the possible character combinations that could have happened here: a plane aimed right at the crotch, droplets of pee coming out of the va-jay-jay, a monkey laughing right over the mound, a palm tree ding-dong, birthing Kim Kardashian’s butt, and fire crotch.
43. “Pretty good fakes”
@Granola_sauce:
“Guys, he can’t walk without them. They’re walking aids.”
44. Nope, not even close…at least not yet.
@hydrazi:
“I suddenly envision an entire clothing line called, “Stupid”. Historical figures, land masses, dates and events… all improperly identified with confidence. I’m going to be a millionaire, because Stupid sells.”
45. You what?
@ijustbluemyselfff:
“I NY.”
46. “And what exactly happens at grandpas??”
@Masswrym:
“Grandpa’s is a chain of Paintball arenas/parks. In context it works.”
47. RIP America
@Arsustyle:
“Street Fighter II released.”
@Venizia:
“Gulf war, fall of USSR.”
@pinkysfarm:
“Freddie Mercury died.”
@angryemokid:
“The damn millennials, that’s what.”
48. “They didn’t really think this design through on my brother’s wrestling shirt…”
@asher1611:
“I’m 100% sure they did. And whoever had to approve it was probably clueless as to what it meant.Source: former high school teacher at a school where a number of teachers thought I was making shit up or speaking french by using the word innuendo.”
49. Run, Jesus, Run!!
@priceQQ:
“Sometimes you gotta combine your passions into a single t-shirt. I, for one, think he “nailed” it.”
50. “My wife’s new dress has a total of two pockets, and this is one of them.”
@Krista Leary:
“Scuse me, could you grab my wallet for me?”
51. “This Irma is amazing and outlines all the right features.”
52. “Walmart never fails to fail.”
@JoshWillem:
“Oh my god. How could I be this dumb not to see it was actually a rhino?”
53. “Design fail or extremely honest novelty tank top?”
54. “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”
“Look at this trove, treasures untold! How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you think “sure, she’s got everything.”
55. “My coworker’s leopard print purse has a leopard asshole”
Well, our ancestors used every part of the animal. Waste not, want not!
@ty13r:
“I would mistake that as a spider out of the corner of my eye every fucking day. Would have mini heart attacks constantly.”
56. Why cyclists should wear cups.
57. “The sleeves don’t zip off, they just zip.”
@bonjourdan:
“I feel like this is a shirt you’d find in the clearance section of Express or something that has like 4 orange stickers over the original price tag.”
58. “If you c*nt be a unicorn, be a mermoid.”
@Zerosilentz:
“If you can’t be something that doesn’t exist, be something else that doesn’t exist.”
59. “They missed the most essential part.”
@Wiz Allred:
“It comes with a pair of scissors, cuz its a DIY world now…”
60. “I don’t know how I’m supposed to read this”
@grazedaze:
“Whatever it says it’s provocative.”
@Soup_Lord_Slippo:
“I had a seizure reading this.”
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