To make a relationship work, you need to accept your partner’s flaws. You need to understand that there’s no such thing as perfection when you’re working on your relationship with someone- and you need to be fine with that. The more you try to make your partner change his ways, the more problems you’ll face.
If you are looking for inspiration, here are 58 people with partners who clearly aren’t geniuses. These people have learned to use their good sense of humor to deal with their partners’ level of intelligence.
1. Thanks for trying, honey
This 5-foot-1 woman asked her 6-foot-2 husband to hang a mirror for her. The result: she can only see the top of her head. Either he’s an idiot or he’s totally messing with her.
2. Microwaves aren’t for shirts
He thought the best way to dry his shirt was in the microwave. Not in the oven or with a hairdryer or over a vent. Or even with any of the other basic tricks most of us know about. Next, he’ll try to wash his shirt in the coffee pot.
3. Next time let’s go see a movie
Fly fishing isn’t for everyone’s, but this couple thought they’d try it out. It didn’t end too well for the boyfriend. In her defense, she looks really sorry.
This is the picture one woman texted to her boyfriend, asking: “Is this an HDMI cable?” I’m no expert, but I’m going to guess that yes, the cable labeled “HDMI” is the HDMI cable.
5. In her defense, that cheese tastes like plastic
We’ve all had those cheap, fake cheese singles that are individually wrapped. That must’ve been quite an odd sensation, biting into plastic in the middle of your sandwich.
Her husband asked her to bring him some house shoes, so she asked, “Do you mean the Opaads?” It took them a little while to figure out exactly what she was talking about.
His girlfriend was confused about this remote control and wanted to know why it said “no” on one end. (Psst — it doesn’t say “no.” It says “on.”)
8. That is not at all what I meant
When his girlfriend asked him to buy a thermometer at the store, this is what he returned with. Way to tell your girlfriend you think she’s a piece of meat.
One man’s girlfriend was worried about losing the keys to this lock. So, she put them in the safest place she knew — on the lock itself. The good news is she won’t be losing them.
10. Well, it does remind me of the beach…
One boyfriend was trying to bring some shells back from the beach for his girlfriend. Unfortunately, he didn’t realize that some of the “shells” were actually from pistachios, not the ocean.
11. How strong is your girlfriend?
When one man sent his girlfriend to find wood for their fire, he didn’t expect her to return with this. I want to know how she managed to carry it and then stuff it in the grill.
12. Is that thing full of coffee?
I don’t know what I would do if my spouse asked me “Is that thing full of coffee?” Yes, someone thought that a truck was full of already-brewed hot coffee as it drove down the road.
13. Ah, the old “four across the bottom” method
This poor woman needs to go to bed — she’s drunk and crying over losing at Connect Four. Someone needs to get her a glass of water and keep her away from any colored circles for the rest of the night.
14. Has he never seen a microwave before?
When you ask your spouse to put the towels in the kitchen, you probably expect them to place them on a counter or table. Apparently, one person assumes that means in the microwave.
15. Might as well wash the floor, too
Here’s one of those classic “used the wrong soap in the dishwasher” moves. I’m sure a nice wife would understand it’s the thought that counts. But she’d also make sure he cleaned it up.
16. She thought he was doing drugs
Yes, if you’re a normal person, you’ll see that’s a tire pressure gauge. That didn’t stop one woman from asking her boyfriend if he was a drug user. I hope he said, “Yes, but I only do PSI.”
This guy walked in on his girlfriend eating these “Christmas cookies.” If you have eyes in your head, you can see these are dog treats, not cookies. I guess they must‘ve tasted pretty good.
18. We need better science education
One woman was stunned into silence when her husband asked her gynecologist if they were a Longhorns fan. If you don’t know what this is, please go back to middle school science class.
19. Guess we’re going back to the store
This is one of those moments where you make them go back for a replacement. If my spouse did this, there’s no way I would be getting back in the car. It’s the principle of the thing.
20. I think she’s getting chopped
Yep, that’s how someone’s girlfriend thought she could cook meat. Even better: it was for a cooking competition. For their first course, they’ll be having salmonella.
21. Good news: it’s really easy to fix
Don’t you hate it when a light in your car comes on? Then, like this woman, you’ll have to ask your husband to look at it and figure out whether you need to go to a mechanic.
22. This is straight from a horror movie
I know most guys aren’t familiar with how makeup works. But a lot of them know that “Please sharpen my lipstick” means to put it in a pencil sharpener, not under a butcher knife.
23. Good news, your bike lock’s safe
A word to the wise: if you ask your spouse to lock up your bike, make sure they understand how a bike lock works. At least no one stole the bike, right?
24. Wow, you guys really love physics!
That’s what one man’s girlfriend said when she walked into his apartment that he shared with roommates. Imagine loving physics so much that you get a post all about it.
25. Has he seen a baking sheet before?
Some people aren’t naturally skilled at baking or cooking. But one woman’s husband took it to the next level when he tried to bake cookies on a cooling rack. Clearly, it worked great.
If your husband tries to cut his own hair and it looks like this, do you compliment him and tell him it looks great? Or do you tell him the truth? Either way, resign yourself to being married to the “Crooked Hair Guy.”
27. Everyone’s favorite candy bar — Spunow
A wife asked her husband to grab her a Mounds bar at the store. He was there for a long time, wondering why he couldn’t find any Mounds bars. He also wondered why he’d never heard of this Spunow brand before.
When you ask most people to put the leftovers in the fridge, they grab a Tupperware container or some aluminum foil. This husband went through the long and perplexing process of, well, this.
29. So, I heard you were cooking
When this is your first clue that your significant other is cooking, they might not be the smartest person on the planet. Or maybe you have some really sensitive smoke detectors.
30. Actually, the first step is “leave it on the fridge for nine months”
One woman said her boyfriend bought this notebook, put it on the fridge, and then left it there for close to a year. It turned out he never even took the plastic off.
31. Stranded in the living room
You’ve heard the expression “painting yourself into a corner,” but it’s rare to see it exemplified in real life. What’s her plan now? Wait or try to jump across?
32. Oh good, it’s not damaged at all
This man heard that his girlfriend’s phone screen was cracked and asked her to send him a picture. She could have used a mirror or someone else’s phone. Instead, she sent a screenshot of her phone background.
33. Yup…palm trees…that’s what those are.
This man’s wife decided to buy him some cute socks were patterned with red “palm trees.” I’m guessing this woman hasn’t used a lot of drugs in her life.
34. This is a thermometer
This woman’s boyfriend saw her text and immediately concluded she was showing him a pregnancy test. Did he think she was pregnant with 100 babies?
35. In what universe is this a helicopter?
One man was understandably baffled when his wife told him the “helicopter” light in her car was on. All she needed was to change her oil. But she thought the warning sign resembled a helicopter.
36. She’s studying neuroscience
This woman shows that you can be smart without being good at technology. While at college getting a degree in neuroscience, she was struggling to set up her new Apple TV. This conversation ensued.
37. That cat looks thrilled
There’s no explanation needed for this one, but her husband’s never going to live this down. I hope she washed the cat off before she wore it.
38. She must be floored by pictures of people
Most of us understand perspective and that faraway objects look small. This man’s girlfriend saw a picture of his new truck and wanted to know why it was hauling a tiny Waffle House.
39. This seems like relevant information
This woman didn’t let her boyfriend know that she was absolutely terrified of heights …until they were in a restaurant on a skyscraper. Obviously, it went incredibly well.
40. It’s delicious, thanks
Not everyone knows what hops look like, but if you see a plant on the side of a beer bottle, you can probably take an educated guess. Or you could be like this man’s wife and ask, “How does your artichoke beer taste?”
41. So you know who to cheer for, of course
Politics and football have gotten mixed a lot in recent years — so much so that one man’s wife wondered “Why do they show the player’s political party next to their name?”
42. Perspective can be challenging
Look at this poor woman, trying so hard to communicate the size of this leaf. Unfortunately, perspective doesn’t work that way. It doesn’t work that way at all.
One man was confused when his girlfriend asked, “What’s that song about AIDS in space?” In case you’re not into older music, the song is actually called Ace of Spades, which makes a lot more sense.
This man asked his wife to go to the store to get bleach. She returned with this and was pleased it didn’t smell as harsh. I particularly love the giant label that says “0 percent bleach.”
45. They could’ve also said “Hella”
If you’re watching your diet, you probably spend a lot of time reading nutrition labels. On seeing this one, a man’s wife said, “There’s so much sodium in this, they just wrote ‘OMG’.”
46. This is what freezer bags are for, right?
On seeing this, one man wrote: “I don’t think my wife understands how freezer bags work.” Based on this picture and it alone, I’m inclined to agree.
47. Ah yes, a Jesus figure
Mistaking Star Wars pictures and figures for Jesus Christ seems to happen to a lot of people. But it’s still hilariously stupid when it does. One woman asked her boyfriend why he had a Jesus figurine — it’s Qui-Gon Jinn.
48. Well, it is a Chucky mask
When this man asked his wife to buy him a Chucky mask to scare the kids for Halloween, she was willing to play along. Apparently, it never occurred to her to ask why he thought Chucky from “Rugrats” was so terrifying.
This man was trying to buy his girlfriend a nice holiday decoration, but she wasn’t a fan. Why? She wanted to know why it said “oh oy oh” instead of “ho ho ho.”
Accidentally reading things upside down is apparently more common than I thought. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still dumb to assume that a game is called “Wood” instead of “Doom.”
51. How big is that thing?
This poor woman sent her husband out to buy her some sanitary napkins. He came back with old lady incontinence pads, which are about five times the size and thickness needed. At least he tried.
52. The underwater key symbol
Auto care isn’t everyone’s jam, and those dashboard lights are pretty much incomprehensible to most of us. But one man still got a kick out of his girlfriend calling this “the underwater key symbol.”
53. Does she know how to read?
This man said his wife was deeply irritated there was no “code for her to scratch off” this ticket. I guess for some people, direct commands in print just aren’t enough.
54. How to clean up the streets
When one man got a call from his wife saying her car smelled like smoke, he peeked underneath it to investigate. That’s how he found out she’d driven 18 miles dragging a push broom.
55. It probably made some gopher couple very happy
Tips for how to propose: choose a beautiful area and say a few special words. And whatever you do, don’t drop the ring down a gopher hole.
56. Probably not the best shirt for matching
When one man’s wife saw these shirts in the store, she just had to get two — one for her and one for their daughter. Apparently, the irony was lost on her.
57. That’s taking the phrase as literally as possible
This woman’s husband asked her to “put a note on her phone” to remind him of something. In her defense, she did exactly what he asked. Exactly.
58. Thanks for trying, sweetheart
After making spaghetti, one woman had the sweet thought to keep some hot for her boyfriend. So, she put the lid on top. Unfortunately, she also forgot how colanders work.
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