It’s actually kind of cute and depending on the owner they make it to leave it that way. Because, come on, how many people can say they have Footprints in their driveway.

Yes, I agree. This wasn’t thought through. The poor guy, though. He probably thought he had a chance if things were going well up until she looked at his bank balance.

I would never even think that such a thing could happen. How does your eyelid get stuck in your zipper?

Really, is that the kind of thing you need to express across the sky for the world to see. Oh wait, it should say Gary loves Doris.

I’ll get home, and my cat will be thrilled to see me. His joy will pull me out of my depressed state. Or not.

What would you do? Would you eat a slice of cake that says die? Especially a slice that your mother-in-law just cut for you.

Imagine this, you order a new guitar. But by the time it arrives, you’ve lost two fingers in a work-related accident.

Seriously, if you had to pick up a package at the post office that was wrapped in a way that makes it look like this, I wouldn’t even try to explain. I would sign for it and run. It’s a blackhead remover, by the way!

And I mean the state of the toilet. However horrifying it would be to find a snake in your toilet, I think the real problem is how dirty it is.

How can someone be mad at the squirrel for taking your food? Unless it broke into your house and took it. If it was outside, it is free game in my book.

When your phone goes missing, but then it’s found. Except you are in London, and a week later you get an alert saying it’s a world away.

No, you should never put dish soap in the dishwasher. You get nightmare proportion suds… right out to the street, apparently.

Little kids typically aren’t cruel—at least not until adults teach them to be. So if a little kid complements you on your Minion costume, when it’s just your regular, everyday clothes, take it as a compliment.

Brand-new car, first tank of gas. And you do this. Run over a pair of needle nose pliers, only to have the handle pierce your tire and not needle.

I can’t even imagine having to clean that up. At least that isn’t what it looks like. This is just the case of leaving the doggie door open during a bad storm, and it bringing mud into the house.

At least he didn’t pay money to have his lips look like that. No, he got stung by a bee while unpacking Christmas decorations.

First, there’s the open sandwich that gets dropped in the parking lot. Then there’s a pot of pasta, which slips and spills all over the floor. Making the second pot, the handle breaks off the pot. It’s time to start crying.

Getting a text like that would be horrible at any time. Getting it when it’s on view to the world would be even much worse.

Imagine your phone hanging out of the car by the charger. Bouncing along on the pavement. This is when a really good case is necessary.

I’ve only made it as far as the car before realizing I didn’t have a mask. This person drove 45 minutes to store thinking they had one in their pocket. It was a baby sock.

When you have to spend the day at work in two different shoes. Only because you put both on in order to get your wife’s opinion on which one you should wear.

Well, this didn’t go as planned. Imagine getting up in the middle of the night to get something from the fridge and the door coming off in your hand. Dreamland will have to wait.

I’m always careful when getting new plates. Because things like this could happen.

For a special anniversary, why not visit Paris, the city of love. Then celebrate on the Eiffel Tower. What a view!

How disheartening. You try to grow potatoes for the first time, and after waiting 10 weeks your harvest yields this.

All it takes is one moment of inattention. Like moving the ladder, forgetting that the paint tray is still sitting at the top.

Or at least it would look cool, if it wasn’t broken. You’re looking at a home-built PC, the crash an hour after completion. Crashed in a whole new way.

Not to imply there’s ever a good time for something like this to happen. This being breaking the connector that you charge your phone with.

If you look very closely in the groove between the trunk lid and the side of the car, you’ll see something silver. That’s the car key, now locked in there.

This is a hole drilled into the side of a Martin guitar that costs between 4 and $5k US. The cable guy drilled a hole through the side of the house, into a closet, through the guitar case, and into the guitar.

You stumble into the bathroom, your eyes barely open, and grab the toothpaste. At least you thought it was the toothpaste.

Fly traps, I mean. And should you be so unfortunate to get one stuck in your hair, you’ll be well shampooing out the glue and fly guts that are stuck to it.

This is a wedding band that was dropped—along with something else—and cracked in two. Apparently if gold is cast, this can happen.

To work in an office of 30 people, and for some reason you assume everybody is dressing up for Halloween. Only to find out that you are the only person who dressed up.

We often hear about the importance of making a good first impression. This is her first yearbook photo from her first year as a teacher.

You know how you get a photo of your delivery as proof of its arrival? Door Dash left this as a delivery confirmation photo.

This isn’t the way to start your day. Going to grind some pepper over your eggs and having the grinder break.

The crazy thing about this is people would do this deliberately. Get sick so that they could lose weight quickly.

This is what happens when the paint store doesn’t properly seal the lid. It comes open, and in this case, spilled all over the back of the car.