I get it. To some extent at least.
If I had a giant zit on my face in a photo and I had the software to edit it out, I would. But this? This complete fixation with turning yourself into someone else, I don’t understand it. Especially when that someone else no longer resembles something human.
Do these fakers really think they are fooling anyone with a smidgen of working brain cells? Do they care?
I can’t answer that, but I can share some of their Photoshopped images thanks to the r/Instagramreality subreddit.
1. Stick People: The Next Level
If there were a drawing, we would be applauding her ability to make stick figures look life like. As it is, she only achieved legs that look like twist ties.
Well everyone knows that getting the first row in economy equals Economy Plus right? All that let room that the rest of the suckers in plain old economy were wishing they had.
Who here has seen the Super Mario Bros movie from the 90s? This guy’s little pin head makes him look like a Goomba.
4. Not happy with perfection
This is seriously crazy. She looks amazing, and her pose if perfect. But no, she has to manipulate it and now she looks deformed.
They especially don’t lie when you forget to touch them up along with your face. And she’s probably trying to sell some anti-aging product. Fail!
6. I don’t need no stinking flashlight!
Seriously, all this guy would need to do—if this were for real of course—is open his mouth and it would luminate everything around. Does he really think this is fooling anyone?
She would have us believe she did not edit this. Really, those eyes and the weird arm are the real thing.
8. When did pores become evil?
Do people not realize pores are necessary? They release oil. The release sweat. We all have them!
9. Okay, but who would know?
I want a raise of hands. How many people here know the difference between an African and Asian elephant? Heck, who knew there were different kinds to begin with?
Oh! Now I get it? She’s somehow mixed up her parts. Because her waist and hips now look about the proportions of a normal person’s neck and shoulders. Good job!
11. Let your nightmares begin
Was this the look she was going for? Someone who should have been exorcised about a year ago?
Because who else could have legs that are that skinny and wishbone looking. I wish this was a full head-on shot so we could see some crazy thigh gap too.
Personally, I would love to eyes so intense they could make my wrath felt. As long as they didn’t burn holes in my hair first, though. That would be bad.
14. Someone start a GoFundMe!
If this is real, she is in desperate need of an orthopedic surgeon. Are there any kind people willing to donate to her needy cause?
Why would someone photoshop their fridge? Is the inside of the real one so disgusting they can’t stand beside it in their silly photoshoot? More likely, it’s crammed with junk food and not the “image” they want to convey.
The fake booty with the clipart wineglass perched on it. And outfit and the hat… And the fact this was shot in a public park and innocent kids may have been scarred in the making of this pic.
17. I didn’t know it was real.
I mean I know that transmutation is a thing. I just thought that transmuting into an insect was just science fiction. Today I learned something!
Actually, this must be a joke. No one is supposed to believe this is real, right? RIGHT!?
19. Good posture, terrible posture
I’m sure the Photoshopping had nothing to do with posture though. I mean, straightening her stance surely wasn’t the intent.
Anyone here ever put lipstick on? Anyone here ever have it look like that?
21. When Photoshopping should be illegal
She looks like she’s getting younger, right? Well, she uses a filter to look like a preteen and dresses in lingerie. For a specific group of her fans.
22. I don’t need no stinking organs!
Internal organs are overrated! No one will be suspicious of this elongated torso that couldn’t fit a few of them.
23. Thanks for being so honest
I mean, so many people try to fool you and make themselves look better on dating sites. You clearly aren’t interested in fooling us at all!
24. Wow. How does she sit on the toilet?
Talk about having legs up to there. And seriously, if someone’s legs where that long, peeing would be a problem. Maybe she squats somewhere.
25. We all miss traveling these days
But is this the way to overcome it? Way too much HRD and badly Photoshopped into a famous spot. Where there is not natural light or shadows. Spooky!
26. It’s like too much Botox
They look like they have been frozen in time. And why does it look like she created bags under her eyes? I try to erase mine!
Is there anything right here? Her head is messed up, her neck it too long, one arm is bigger than the other, and it looks like one breast is too. There’s something else that seems wrong, but I just can’t seem to put my finger on it.
28. Think of the money you could save!
No need for tissues for snotty noses. If your nose runs like mine does when you cry, you wouldn’t need to worry about leaking from a third orifice on your face. Something in the area smells stinky? No problem!
29. Yes, you’ve seen her already
It’s good that they pointed out no trees were harmed. But it should be noted that several ribs seemed to have been lost.
30. Dang, look at her head!
Forget the fact that she didn’t touch up her friend. Take a look at her forehead—and her hair line.
31. Who hear remembers Gumby?
There was a movie about him in the 90s. He was a clay figure toy a long time ago, and you could stretch it out. Like this.
So that ISSA certificate on the wall is for an association of fitness trainers. If you end up looking deformed, no thanks! I’ll keep my money and my pudgy body.
Is that—or was that—a tattoo on her thigh? Because her manipulation of the photo has made it look like a burn scar or something.
34. And it’s only 4 bucks??
Sorry ladies, I just ordered all of their stock. While the rest of you are aging, I’m going to get getting younger and whiter.
35. Why do I find this so disturbing?
And am I the only one who thinks this looks a bit like Kim Kardashian. Anyway, I don’t think the face matches the body.
If you’re so tough, why do you care what other people think? And why do your legs look so short?
Check out her left hand. Tell me that doesn’t look like ET!
At least there is no license plate visible. Put it’s insane to photoshop onto a car that is so obvious. Obviously not yours.
Because those don’t look like human muscles. At least none that I’ve ever seen.
And yet she has so much confidence in herself! Her finger is partially missing, and she has no problem with it. So brave.
41. Hollywood. Land of the fake
And here is proof. She would like us to think those long legs are real, but we know better, don’t we?
42. Orange face! Orange face!
Bet you thought I was talking about someone else. Nope. Just this appalling combination of freaky eyes and unnatural skin tone.
Not! This is even an insult to Barbie. Please tell me young girls aren’t looking at this and trying to achieve this look that isn’t human.
No, that’s not real. If it was just the makeup, I’d still call it real. As soon as you Shop or filter, it’s no longer real.
You have a naturally pretty face. You have a normal mouth and beautiful eyes. Sorry, you had…
46. Ever seen a hammerhead shark?
That is exactly what his face makes me think of. Hardly attractive. And his cheek bones have disappeared entirely.
47. Her neck has slipped!
Is that her neck sitting there atop her ass? Because that’s about the right size for of one.
This is a serious question, folks. How do you bend your leg when you don’t have a knee? I don’t think the work that way.
Actually, everything is bending. I guess no one told her that you need to make sure everything around you doesn’t get unnaturally curved as well.
50. I hope she got out safely!
I mean look at the door she’s passing through. It looks all wobbly and unstable. That can’t be safe!
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I get it. To some extent at least.
If I had a giant zit on my face in a photo and I had the software to edit it out, I would. But this? This complete fixation with turning yourself into someone else, I don’t understand it. Especially when that someone else no longer resembles something human.
Do these fakers really think they are fooling anyone with a smidgen of working brain cells? Do they care?
I can’t answer that, but I can share some of their Photoshopped images thanks to the r/Instagramreality subreddit.