You’ll get some interesting answers when you ask children what they want if they can have anything. Letters to Santa make for a pretty fun read. You’ll get all kinds of answers.
Some are well wishes for Santa. Some are confessionals. Some are just wildly outlandish.
And some are jaw-dropping. Either way, they are all adorable. You’re in for a good chuckle.
Here are 50 hilarious and heartwarming letters to Santa:
This child is petitioning to be put on the nice list. And he is listing all his reasons why. Kid might end up being a lawyer.
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That’s a hefty Christmas list. But why the $29? I wonder what he wants it for?
https://twitter.com/B_Effin_G/status/678697549281165312
This has to be one of the sweetest letters ever. She just wanted to thank Santa for bringing so much joy to the world. Say “Hi” to Mrs. Claus. What a beautiful child!
Flynn wants to make sure Santa is having a good time while he’s doing all that hard work. So, he offered him a beer instead of milk. Santa had just the one.
This kid had a pretty good Christmas list going. But then he thought of something much more important that he wanted. He wanted the bullies to leave his twin sister alone.
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This little girl is going to give it to Santa straight. She wants to be an elf on the shelf. She and her brother have already been practicing their sitting and flying.
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This girl really wants a cat for Christmas. But she isn’t sure what language Santa speaks. So, she’s trying to cover as many as she can.
Uh oh, looks like someone is on the naughty list. And they know it! Why else would you have to threaten Santa?
This little kid must have just watched
The Lion King. He doesn’t seem to understand that movies aren’t real. He just wants Simba’s dad to live.
This kid thought he would just go ahead and make things a lot easier for Santa. So, he left him a link to what he wants. I am seriously tempted to type that in just to see what it is.
This kid wants to eat unicorn poop. Well, technically unicorn poop ice cream. Is that a thing? Where did he come up with that?
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12) Thanks for the Memories
I love how she puts “Santa” in quotations. This is sweet AND honest. What a cutie!
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I’m not sure about this one. Someone might be fibbing. Do you think his little brother really called Santa trash?
This cutie is pretty clever. She or he did exactly what they were told to do. They wrote their letters to Santa.
Awww, this poor boy just wants his lizard back. He lost him after a day. I wonder if mom had anything to do with that.
This boy is Jewish and doesn’t celebrate Christmas. But he still loves Santa. He should get a present.
What an inquisitive young lady. She asks a lot of good questions. She also forgot to ask for presents.
This 9-year-old wants a better life. I sure hope Santa gets her one. What’s jrnell though?
This kid wants some chiken nugget for Christmas. Same kid… same. I’d just add some pizza and mac and cheese to that list.
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This little brother wanted to write a thank you card for Santa. He’s just not too good with spelling.
Santa is on a strict time schedule. And he might have to rearrange his schedule for this kid. Their alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m.
All this girl wants for Christmas is Leo DiCaprio. And who can blame her? He is a national treasure.
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I love how he is telling Santa what list he is on. Like it’s not Santa’s list. She NEVER gives her parents the middle finger.
Finding out that Santa isn’t real can be quite a blow to some children. This kid is taking it pretty hard. His parents have some explaining to do.
This kid wants Santa to take it easy on himself. They don’t want Santa to go to the trouble of making or shopping for a toy. Tens and ones are fine.
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I love how he specifies who his father is. Dad… it’s dad. Also, please get this kid a puppy.
This kid is asking for a simple football. But what he really wants to do is throw his brother under the bus to Santa. Because that kid is the devil.
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This kid is brilliant. He wants a robot to do his homework. Smart kid!
This sweet boy forgot to ask for toys. He just wants to make sure that Santa isn’t thirsty. He giving Santa permission to raid the fridge.
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Another smart and beautiful child. She really did try to be good. But it’s just so hard.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6DZs0GhpTw/
Why does this kid have so many questions? Why is he trying to pigeon hole Santa? Maybe he’s just trying to see if he wants to be a Santa when he grows up.
This is hysterical. She just wants Santa to play video games. And clean her room.
This kid’s mom wrote this list out. But she took his words down verbatim. He wants a pet crocodile that can catch me fish.
This kid wanted to make sure he stayed on the nice list. So, he specified why he wants to play Grand Theft Auto. It’s for the cars, not the hookers.
This little kid values her privacy. It’s a constitutional right. She wants Santa to stay out of her private things.
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This kid was on the nice list on Saturday and everything was golden. But things happened. Can she still get a present?
Hasn’t this kid heard? Thou shall not tempt Santa? I love the signature.
Take a picture. This kid thinks he’s sneaky. Just slipping that in there so Santa can reveal himself.
This kid Is OK with the fact that he didn’t get what he wanted. But 10 is a good laptop age. Just saying…
This kid wants a duck penis for Christmas. But that’s got to mean something else. But what?
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The only thing this kid wants for Christmas is to see Santa. And he knows exactly how it’s going to go down. Exactly the way it looks in the picture.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb32_7TBrl5/
Love me the way I am? I’m not crying. You’re crying!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIoExUMnoz6/
Ask and you shall receive. This kid took a shot. Always take the shot.
All this kid wants for Christmas is for Santa to know that he loves big butts. And he can’t deny. He just wanted him to know.
She doesn’t care what she get’s this year. Either way, she’ll be happy. But she is getting really personal with wanting to know what color Santa’s poop is. Weirdddddd…
This kid wants his two front teeth. And a pitcher of a girl. Double the exclamation points on that last one.
Listen, she’s been good. That’s why she has been good. Got it?
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This kid is gonna need some dinosaur DNA for Christmas. The real kind. Not the fake kind.
49) I Flushed My Brother’s Head
I like this kid’s method. Fess up to what you did first. Then ask for the puppy.
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This little girl has never seen a reindeer eye-to-eye. Seeing magic flying reindeer would be a cool Christmas present. Not sure what she wants on her doorstep though.
