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12 hilarious church signs that have people doing a double-take
This is the laugh I needed today - they're all so clever too. πŸ˜‚
Jake Manning
10.18.23

Churchgoers are often deeply committed to their faith, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have a good chuckle every now and then.

Need evidence?

The signs we’re about to delve into will have you laughing out loud.

While many churches use their front signs to share information about upcoming events or services, some opt for a more humorous approach to grab attention.

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Unsplash - Daniel Tseng

Prepare to be entertained, because these 10 signs are so witty that it’s almost sinful not to giggle at them.

1. Bringing parishioners in with laughter

The saying goes, “You attract more flies with honey than vinegar.”

This church believes the same principle applies to parishioners, using a classic “dad joke” to draw them in.

Wonder if it worked?

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Twitter - Holly Bradsher

2. Talk about a “cool” retort

In a shocking turn of events, a church’s air conditioners were stolen.

Their response?

A sizzling message for the thief.

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Twitter - MayTe

3. Too much of a good thing

While most churches advocate for prayer, one decided their sign should deter certain requests that seemed a tad too effective.

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Twitter - Peter Legge OBC

4. Hot body and soul

Going to church doesn’t mean neglecting your physique.

For those aiming to be “smoking hot”, consider this church’s cheeky take on cremation.

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Twitter - Trier and Company

5. Simple is sometimes better

Some churches might switch up their signs so often they’re at a loss for words.

One such church embraced the humor in their straightforwardness.

Yes… this is very true too!

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Twitter - Lauren Kelley

6. This might have you saying it out loud

This church decided to group a couple of animals with a drum to make the classic “rimshot” sound.

It’s a joke that keeps on giving.

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Twitter - Calab Mynatt

7. The mosquito mystery

Mosquitoes: the tiny nuisances that leave us scratching our heads (and our skin), who don’t seem to have much of a purpose.

One church humorously echoed this sentiment.

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Twitter - Abaigeal Hibbard

8. Using classic parent techniques

Certain phrases from parents can send chills down a child’s spine.

This church sign amusingly bridges the gap between faith and familiar childhood warnings to help improve behavior.

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Twitter - Quotidian - Commuter

9. One brave guy

If Noah did bring two of every animal onto the Ark, hopefully, he kept some of them very contained.

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Twitter - MattChats

10. Enough with the excuses

There might be countless reasons to skip Sunday service, but this church isn’t having any of it.

Their sign succinctly calls out the excuse-makers.

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11. Ummm, can I pick my route?

Merging two song references, this church crafted a message that’s both hilarious and contemplative.

Stairs, anyone?

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Twitter - Bill Reichart

12. Friend request accepted

Sometimes it’s good to bring in social media to help connect with the younger folks – even when it comes to church.

But, this one does make you chuckle a little.

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Twitter - Terry a O'Neal

These churches not only lift their parishioners’ spirits, but they successfully have the internet laughing too.

To keep that grin going, check out the adorable video below to see a boy excited about being baptized!

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