We’re not all blessed with great height. Some girls who’re 5’2 wish they were 5’7, and you’ve also got guys at 5’10 wishing they were 6’0. Personally, I’m pretty happy being 5’10 myself. I tower over a lot of people wherever I go, and it’s not like I can help it.
Though that’s nothing compared to these people. Some of these folks look like Elrond giving Bilbo Baggins a tour of Rivendelle. So let’s take a look at 12 ridiculous cases of height difference right here.
1. A giant needs his McDonald’s too, you know.
Olivier Richters isn’t a small man, whether we’re measuring vertically or horizontally. His moniker of “The Dutch Giant” is pretty on-point since Richters stands at 7’2 and weighs 342 pounds. You can imagine what a scene he made at this Mcdonald’s branch in the Philippines.
2. Maybe portrait mode would’ve worked better.
Being tall is all fun and games until you have to bend over to fit in a picture. Hey, it’s not their fault that the standard for taking pictures is in landscape mode. Not everything has to be in 4:3 ratio, you know.
3. Is this Resident Evil Village?
Man, I know the internet is crazy for 9’6 Lady Dimitrescu right now, but don’t think that we’ve never appreciated tall girls before. A lot of folks find you giraffe-sized ladies pretty cute, and the popularity of Resident Evil’s Lady D only proves that even more.
4. Is she gonna be the one to carry him home or….?
This gentleman’s got the right idea. His lady is his own tower, and no one’s going to think of coming near her. I don’t doubt for a second that they’re going to have a happy marriage, even if she constantly has to bend down to kiss him.
5. Man’s taller than the doorway.
Having a tall guy as your prom date has its perks. For one, he doesn’t need a ride to take you to prom. He can just carry you in his arms and take two steps forwards, and he’ll be at the prom building in no time.
6. I’m surprised she even found jeans her size.
Look, we all know how hard women have it when shopping for jeans. There’s the “no pockets” problem, and not having any to fit a 6’1 girl would be a problem too. At least she found a pair that fits because she does look pretty cute in them!
7. “Well, well, Ethan Winters.”
Yes, you don’t have to tell me that this is the second Resident Evil joke I’ve made on this list. Like some of these people, the demand for big people jokes is pretty tall. And like the other people on this list, the supply for those jokes is kinda…short.
8. I diagnose you with tall.
The height chart at least goes pretty high. If only the medical workers there also did. Hey, it’s the experience that matters, not the height. Plus, I’m sure they have a lot more tables and stools where this one came from.
9. I wonder how their kids will turn out.
A tall family meeting a short family makes for a pretty good photo, being equal parts funny and cute. Kinda reminds me of when Thorin’s company visited Rivendelle in The Hobbit.
10. Taking “Tall people stand in the back” to a new level.
We’ve all had class pictures where the tall ones stand in the back, but this is something else. Being tall enough to stand that far in the back must be something. At least your face never gets blocked in pictures anymore.
11. Basketball, the first career opportunity for tall people.
With a lady this tall, the dude’s got to attempt a slam dunk himself to even try and high-five her. Hey, basketball and modeling are a lot better than just having to reach the top shelf for everyone, right?
12. I don’t think they had giants on their list of potential guests, to be fair.
Hotel’s try to accommodate every possible guest, but who’s really got the time to think of every possible guest you might have to take in? It’s more cost-effective to have one robe size to order in bulk, I’m guessing?
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